my name is shelby and i like things.
- classmate: what are you reading
- me: (holds book up higher to show the cover while continuing to read)
EARTH YOU ARE DRUNK.
Sorry, but i refuse to believe the first one is real.
since i’ve answered this a million times, i’ve actually bookmarked the website
“the tinted orange background is produced by a soaring dune shined by the morning sun – a backdrop for the hulks of camel thorn trees in Namib-Naukluft Park”, also on national geographic
Reality is a fucking madhouse.
The Legend of Zelda - Master Sword appearances (1986-2013)
one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
Avatars calling their animal guides.
